In Japan they have a word for absurd inventions. The phrase was invented by a chap called Kenji Kawakami and normally applies to items for daily use like the Baby Mop. Put the little one to work whilst they play and wait for the knock from Social Services. (http://kidsoup.tv/2009/11/13/the-baby-mop/)

If you think being a baby is only bring difficulty to others, why not using this baby mop and help your mom to clean the floor? This is one of the japanese invention called the baby mop. While the baby play around on the floor, they help their mother to clean the floor. But this maybe makes you being caught and jailed as it looks like not a moral thing to do to your baby. However, i personally think this invention is very creative and unique. I have never thought of something like this could be invented but it is existed in this world. :D